Today's Blind Items--With A Little Help From AP
A certain message board (not CDAN) on the internet has made a very important connection between the news and a VERY juicy blind item from this site.
The blind item from the NY Daily News today reminded me of this first one.
#1 This actress you have never heard of was very popular with a certain kind of guy and was often stalked. She started keeping a knife under her pillow at night. One night, her boyfriend, who is a foreign A-lister came into her room when she thought he was out of town. As he bent down to kiss her, she brought the knife up and stabbed him. Our actor was in a committed relationship at the time so nothing was said about where he was or who he was with. BUT, if you see him now with his shirt off, there is a scar along his right pectoral area that is about 2 inches wide.
This one comes from AP
#2 At a thing last week, AP was in the bathroom and a C list actress starts talking about what she had done the night before. Turns out she was hanging out with this defnitely not ugly A list film actor as far as name recognition, but in reality B list because he needs a strong cast to open well. He is heroic though. Anyway, the two of them were enjoying some adult activities and she started to do move down and do something with her mouth, when he practically screamed, "No." In all her many experiences, she had never got that type of reaction and so decided to take a much closer look at the member in question. A raging case of warts. It was so bad that she puked right then and there and got out of the bed and room like lightning.
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#2 - Tobey Maguire
Tobey Maguire? James Franco?
But Tobey Maguire is ugly
No clue for #1
The news/internet message board connection/blind item - - I wonder if it has to do with Matt McC. and the extras on the set ofhis film.
Or the split of the Grazers..?
#1 Not a clue.
#2 Something said Orlando Bloom to me for this one... Dude definitely is good looking, his name is well recognized.... hell even my Dad knows who he is which is like the true test. Heroic = He does a lot of movies where he plays the hero. But he can't open a movie on his name to save his life anyways.
What about Colin Farrell for #2; I've read that he has some nasty things going on in his private area.
2 -Tom Cruise.
Ooh, Orlando Bloom is a good guess.
Is there a lightening type character from the Fantastic Four movie...or could it be the surfer character, bc he's so fast like "lightening?"
just brainstorming...
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Orlando Bloom
Val Kilmer
Hey Guys wrote this down below, but don't know if anyone saw it.... a pic with Nicole Ritchie and Samantha Ronson is tagged with "ghostly".... I found this B.I... has to be her
"So the other night AP was at this party and she saw a blind item mainstay who is a very well known female reality star with some past and present problems. The most pressing problem the other night was how to keep our subject from ingesting the coke that was in her purse. There was nothing else in her purse except coke. No keys, no cell phone, no nothing. Despite two nose bleeds during the evening and an appearance that was ghostly, our subject couldn't be stopped and literally had to be carried out the door at the end of the night by friends because she had passed out. She was also blabbering away during the evening about how her current relationship is over because her boyfriend hated seeing her destroy herself."
good fined Anon 12:33. That's probably the one. Hopefully the girl isn't pregnant. When was the last time we had a celebrity crack baby?
Franco did Lohan who did Paris who has spread herpes throughout hollywood. But franco isn't "heroic". Could be Chris Evans given the F4 opening this weekend?
So I did a simple Google on celebrity abdomen scars and came up with Keanu Reeves - who is single/dating. It said that it was froma motorcycle accident. Cover-up?
Franco did not "do" Lohan becuase Franco likes men.
Owen Wilson's character in "Cars" was named Lightning, but does he play heroes that often?
The first one - the connection to the juicy BI - perhaps this from Gliteratti Gossip? The woman that gets paid the same as A-listers?
Felicity Huffman Made Jessica Alba Cry
You better do your homework for Felicity Huffman.
The "Desperate Housewives" star ripped Jessica Alba a new one 10 years ago. The then-aspiring actress attended an intensive six-week acting class run by Huffman and her hubby William H. Macy (the same place the couple met when she was one of his students) and was ill-prepared when it came her turn to impress the teachers.
"Felicity was very hard on me. She's a tough cookie, that one. I just remember her making me cry because I didn't prepare a scene right, or I didn't talk loud enough."
Well, Jess, I'm guessing you didn't do all that well in the class since the range of your acting skills is "Me, Jessica Alba. Me, Act." But who needs acting when your career basically depends on your body?
happyb - the BI said his scar is on his pecs - that's his chest. Not his abs.
George Clooney? Def A list, may need a cast like the Ocean's to do really well and has been voted sexiest man alive on more than one occasion...but has he really had heroic roles?
Isn't the guy that was stabbed foreign a-lister? Also, says he was in a relationship at the time. So let's think of a popular foreign actor who is single.
Clooney was Batman but I don't think it is him..
George Clooney - A-List Actor, but needs a big cast, i.e., Brad Pitt, Matt Dillon, etc., for his movies to make money. Heroic - he travelled to Africa to bring attention to the crisis and also wrote/directed issue driven movies.
George Clooney is NOT B-List at all!
@ anon 12:33
Well done! Didn't Ent link to an article about LiLo's former bodyguard and his plans to write a book or something? It was this week and Ent's comment was about how celebs should learn to have their employées sign something to prevent such things from getting revealed in the press.
Anyway, the article [yes, I read the whole thing] mentioned the following: SNORTED line after line with Simple Life star Nicole Richie in a TEN-HOUR binge.
"I lost count of the times I thought she was overdosing and had to carry her out of parties. Every morning I'd breathe a sigh of relief she was still alive."
Just re-read my comment and wanna add that I think it's Nicole and not LiLo, just in case...
Robin...I think George is and always will be A-list. He's an Oscar winner and a great actor (even though I don't necessarily like him personally.)
#1-I'm thinking maybe Liam Neeson or perhaps Ewan McGregor? A certain kind of man? That must be a clue, but to what???
#2-I know I say Ryan Reynolds all the time (I know...I've been obsessed since 2 guys, a girl and a pizza place.) I know he's not really A List but is always in the rags. I only say him because it's rumored he will play the Flash in the movie they are going to make.
Orlando is a good guess for #2
How about Orlando Bloom for #1? He was in a relationship w/Kate Bosworth but was seeing some other actress on the side and was accidentally stabbed by her but couldn't say anything or Kate would find out?
Or Heath Ledger. He's been in 'committed relationships' w/Naomi Watts, Heather Graham and Michelle Williams.
"Room like lightning"
Typo or clue?
Mary Mac - I have to politely disagree about Reynolds being always in the rags. He has been recently due to Scarlett (and a minor blip about breaking up w/ alanis) but otherwise he seems very domestic and non-tab friendly.
But he's hot, I'll give you that much. ;o)
~mel
sooo what about Olivier Martinez(?) I hear he's A-list in other countries and he used to date Kylie Minogue I think. just tossing that out there.
Foreign A Lister = Antonio Banderas?? Anyone ever see a scar in any of his topless pics?
I hope you guys can help me understand this. #2 doesn't want C List to oralise him....but he was planning on slithering that diseased one-eyed trouser snake into other areas??
has dominique swaine actually released any sort of staatement that confirms that she was zx or are we still taking ent word for it?
brenda, when was the last time you gave a bj with a condom on? Maybe he liked the pain of a herpetic serpent during sex.
Anon 1:36 - I don't know whether to "ewwwww" or "LOL"
Warning to both girls and guys...check that stick before you lick!
#1 is Jude Law!
anon 1:19 Oliver was my guess too. he was in a relationship w/ kylie for a long time, but he's pretty it's well known that he's cheated on her in the past. makes sense.
How about Hugh Jackman for #2 - foreign, and he played Wolverine - a super hero....
Am I the only one who's thinkin Bruce Willis for #2? Absolutely A LIST as far as name recognition, though I can't think of a movie he's opened on his own in at least 10 years, can you? HEROIC = Die Hard movies, Unbreakable (M Night movie), Sin City, Armageddon even Pulp Fiction (he cuts an "iconically" heroic pose when he pics up that Samurai sword). May not be the "hunkiest," but i've never seen him be described as UGLY.
C'mon, prove me wrong!
All very good guesses, but I'll throw one out. How about Cuba Gooding Jr. Didn't he just heroically save someone's life? And he's an Oscar winner. In any case, ick.
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1- Orlando Bloom/ Viggo Mortensen/ Clive Owen?
2- Paul Walker/ Colin Farrel/ Vin Diesel?
I think #1 might be Ewan McGregor. In the still from "Down With Love", he looks like he had a scar on his right pec.
Can't be Bruce Willis. Ent's clues say that he's an A-List actor who needs an ensemble cast. And Bruce Willis doesn't need other actors to open his movies.
Speaking of news could Brian Grazer (or even Ron Howard) be the producer in the B-list movie actress plus sex tape of producer equals A-list salary?
for the first one... no to Orlando because has a big ass scar on his back from breaking it but no scar on his pec, Viggo is not foreign and I dunno about Clive...
I was thinking Viggo as well, for some reason. Isn't he married? And his role in LOTR is certainly heroic.
Don't ask me why but I have a feeling Orlando is watched so often that if he walked around with his arm in a sling it or even spotted getting stitches it would be noticed. Viggo seems to keep a more low key profile. Could be wrong, though.
Oooooh digging the Bruce willis guess. He did do Courtney Love, after all. Pretty sure he's the kind that will go without a condom if the girl allows it, hence prone to catching an STD.
my .02
SA
James - I was also wondering why no one else said Bruce Willis! I was about to post it but maybe pisly's right, he's hardly B list at the worst of times.
Like the Orlando Bloom guess...but he seems so clean cut! lol
Yikes you're right anon@2:57. Just checked, Viggo was born in NYC.
Scratch that guess :)
Though he is 'perceived' as foriegn, I doubt Ent would make that mistake.
Antonio isn't a bad guess, but I'm thinking younger for some reason. Someone we would be likely to see on film with their shirt off in the near future.
SA
"The actress youve never heard of..." makes me think he is referring to DS since so many people were complaining that they had never heard of her....who has she dated?
"A certain message board (not CDAN) on the internet has made a very important connection between the news and a VERY juicy blind item from this site."
Could it be about AV? hmmm...
hey guys, any thoughts on the message board at the start of the BI's? I looked briefly on the EOnline board and didn't see much, defamer used to have something where they guess on BI's, but I couldn't find it. Anyone have any thoughts on other boards? I'm dyin' to know which juicy BI they're onto!
I think breaker's onto something. Lolita might very well attract a certain kind of creep, and there was that knife in the first of second zx post.