Today's Blind Items
Two today because they are short.
#1 This star basketball player has been in trouble before at home and away but had his life back on track. Now, it appears that maybe things aren't so great at home. He and his wife don't sleep in the same room, or even on the same floor. Maybe it has something to do with that hot little thing he has been sneaking around with two or three times.
#2 This B list comic film and television actor is engaged and loyal. EXCEPT that he thought he had a chance with a Playboy model and so began blowing off his soon to be betrothed. Our actor called, texted and squired around the Playboy model but with absolutely no luck. Turns out she was just using him for favors and presents. He found out when she was spotted making out and all over this A list film actor. Our actor's fiancee' doesn't seem to have found out, although they have not been spotted in public together since this all began.
121 comments:
#1. Kobe
#1 is KOBE!
Agree with Kobe. Have to think about #2...
Could the Playboy model be Tamara Witmer? She's dating Bruce Willis, who is still considered to be A list.
I see she's gone out with Jean Claude Van Damme, but can't find any other info.
Twisted Sister, Bruce Willis is not engaged though, and not really B list.
Not criticizing, just pointint out...
I assumed twisted was saying Bruce W. was the A-lister she was seen with
going to guess that actually means that a b list actor was engaged, tried to get with tamara, but realized he didn't stand a chance when he saw tamara with bruce.
Are any guys from the SNL cast engaged? It could fit the comic film and television actor piece...
Ohhhh!!! TS you're right on with that one...I want it to be Dane Cook so badly but he doesn't fit (hardly a B list actor)!
...off to do research...
Anon 12:34 - you're right, I'm saying I don't know who the B list television/film comic is, but that I think the model could be Tamara and the A list film actor she hooked up with in the end is Bruce Willis.
Anon 12:33 - does that make sense?
Here's the blind:
2 This B list comic film and television actor is engaged and loyal. EXCEPT that he thought he had a chance with a Playboy model and so began blowing off his soon to be betrothed. Our actor called, texted and squired around the Playboy model but with absolutely no luck. Turns out she was just using him for favors and presents. He found out when she was spotted making out and all over this A list film actor. Our actor's fiancee' doesn't seem to have found out, although they have not been spotted in public together since this all began.
Anon 12:35 - that's exactly what I'm saying. Thanks!
Be adequite - I didn't even think of Dane Cook as the B list television/film comic, but he would sure fit - if he's engaged. Is he?
Since this dating seems like it would be covert, I assume we should be looking at pictures and not news related items saying the two were dating?
Kobe
Otherwise, I'm a blank
TS, totally makes sense. Funny how people can read the same thing and walk away with 2 difference understandings of it!
That's the thing, he's totally down low when he talks about her...no mention on wiki...she's a singer named Raquel I think...who else could it be?
OOOOOOH, Sacha Baron Cohen a.k.a. Boart? TV and movies. B list b/c he isn't really main stream? definitely engaged and fiancee isla is prego
12:41 - I'm not the most coherent writer, so that doesn't exactly help.
Damn 12:42 I bet you're right :-)
12:42... i think youre on the right track, but theyve been spotted together mass lately. Unless this just happened yesterday
-K
What about Chris Kattan? He's engaged to some girl named Sunshine, and recently was posted signing Carmen Electra's shirt. I'm sure Carmen Electra has had pic's of her making out with someone at some time!!!
Parisss
Sacha was photo'ed with a very pregnant fiancee in the last week (6/11). The BI says they haven't been seen in public since.... I think that rules him out. Has he done much tv?
TMZ links to a story about her (Isla) shopping for baby stuff but the photos is old.
Anon 12:48, he had da Ali G show
12:48 - yes, he has that HBO series Ali G or whatever it's called.
And, for those who have seen Borat, remember the whole point of going to CA was to see Pamela Anderson, a former playmate?
That's right! He did do tv too. But he's been seen alot with his fiancee. I think ENT would include something about her being pregnant too.
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/search/label/Sacha%20Baron%20Cohen
Last week ENT posted this pic of them together. Kind of contradictory for ENT to post this last week, and then to say they have been seen together since this week. No?
Is it Lindsey Lohan? We haven't seen her with anyone in awhile.
I'm just saying.
Parisss
Tom Cruise is gay
well DUH 12:59
I really like the Chris Kattan guess...
~mel
I like Chris Kattan guess too. Ent makes a comment with it that makes it seem Carmen isn't as into Chris as he is. Plus look at her face and his. He looks like a puppy dog!!
Jim Carrey (assuming he's secretly engaged to Jenny McCarthy)?
I don't think it's Jim Carrey - he's come right out and stated he wouldn't be marrying again.
What about Ryan Reynolds for #2? Havent seen any pics of he and Alanis Morrisette in ages
Chris Kattan. Ent gave us a picture of them together last week. Where was his fiancee?
Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher have been together for over 7 years and she converted to Judaism for him..its not Borat!!! Not to mention he's hardly B list.
I have no guesses becasue I do not care..the BI are getting more lame everyday.
Anonymous said...
And, for those who have seen Borat, remember the whole point of going to CA was to see Pamela Anderson, a former playmate?
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great Einstein, did anyone tell you the movie was SATIRE?
Ryan Reynolds?
RYAN REYNOLDS ISN'T F'ING ENGAGED. READ UP BEFORE YOU KEEP GUESSING.
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Was engaged to Alanis Morissette. [2004-2006]
Ryan and Alanis Morissette have called off their engagement [June, 2006].
Thank you 1:19!!! It's not Sacha. Isn't he guessed for half of the blind's anyways?!
What about the guy from Jackass (not Johnny Knoxville or Steve O)- the other one? He had a show on MTV about his engagement and has been in the Jackass movies??? Cant remember his name.
Def agree not Sacha or Ryan!
Let see, is Kobe fucking around...AGAIN??? ~sigh~
First one is Chris Kattan, who I thought was gay until I saw he and his Playboy-esque looking fiance on something the other day. He's a film and TV comic.
I love how these men think models and strippers simply adore them because they are such hot guys. Yeah. And another sucker bites the dust.....
For #2, what about Jay Mohr? Did he marry Nikki Cox yet, or are they still engaged? He'd fit otherwise. I kind of hope he's not catting around on her; I'm a fan of his, and think she's underrated as a performer.
Not Jay Mohr. He & Nikki are married.
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20005554,00.html
Jay Mohr - married as of December '06, so not him.
Is Jay Mohr engaged?
WAIT!!!!!!! Read through the blind item again and the phrase 'two or three times' is a clue.
Michael Jordan - jersey number 23. He and Juanita filed for divorce a few years back because of his sleeping around, then reconciled, and I hear they're having problems again.
I think the answer to #1 is Michael Jordan.
p.s. I'm from Chicago, so this saddens me.
None of the clues in the post point to Kobe. I would say that "two or three times" is a clue. Maybe the guy wears 23 like Lebron James or Jordan (although I think that Jordan is single now).
None of the clues scream Kobe --plays basketball and he is a cheater?? What about Iverson (#3).
~Lohan
Scratch that - MJ is already divorced.
Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher have been together for over 7 years and she converted to Judaism for him..its not Borat!!! Not to mention he's hardly B list.
I have no guesses becasue I do not care..the BI are getting more lame everyday.
Ah yes, always blame the BI's/BI writer when you cannot engage your own brain.
Whoever originally guessed Chris Kattan - KUDOS TO YOU!
From today's BI:
"Our actor called, texted and squired around the Playboy model but with absolutely no luck."
From a People Mag story:
"Originally I was going to do something very special," Kattan tells PEOPLE. "I tried to get Bono of U2 to serenade her. That didn't happen. Then I asked Justin Timberlake. No answer. After hundreds of phone calls and text messages, I finally ended up asking one of the members of the group Hanson. He didn't want to get involved."
GGA
HEz! Where are you?
I like Kobe guess because he's been bringing the fam around premieres and stuff like their happy. If it ain't him then it's Shaq. He has a history of "keeping" mistresses, while his wife turns a blind eye.
For #2-Chris Kattan, he was in the tabs awhile after he got engaged. And now no word on the wedding or anything. Plus doesn't he LOOK like he would relentlessly chase a PB girl and have no clue she's effing with his head. He's B list because of who he was in movie with...even though they weren't that good.
Tracee
is michael jordan divorced already? I was thinking the Two or Three times could also signify the two threepeats the Bulls had when Jordan was on the team...as a chicagoan and a bartender, he's never been faithful, Shaq either.
Chris Kattan is not and never will be B list. C list AT BEST
But Mary Mac look at his impressive resume:
House on Haunted Hill
A night at the Roxbury
Monkeybone
Corky Romano
Totally Awesome!
Undercover Brother
AND he has 4 movies slated to be released this year. And he's starred with other B listers. Wouldn't a Clister's movie go straight to DVD and not even show in a movie theater.
Kattan is B List, he made the tabs!
Tracee
but does kobe have three championships? don't really follow basketball...
Chris Kattan is GAY!
3:08 - the blind item doesn't indicate the player has three championships.